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There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else, by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you'd like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both
of the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidoterepeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
hand. The virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If
you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone
else, by any means, DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life and any fun you'd like to have, completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase and consume one or both
of the two known antidotes; Work-Isolation-Neutralization-Extractor
(WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidoterepeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
